I missed this...

The last time I posted a blog post was about 2 or 3 weeks ago. I know the last one says it was almost a month ago but I'll explain. I posted a whole post about this semester's Humans VS Zombies game. It was probably like 5 pages long. I started it on my computer then continued it on my iPod. Somehow there was an error posting it from the Blogger app so I posted a completely blank post. All my work, gone. I got pissed and didn't feel like writing a whole new blog post after I put so much work into that. So I posted one, but had to take it down since it was blank -__- I'll touch on HvZ in this post though, even though its old news since its been weeks.

I've had my beard for what feels like 2 months. Probably a month and a half. I'm getting rid of it. It'll make Allie happy (she hates it with a burning passion.) I asked her on a scale of 1 - 100, how much she hates it, 100 being she despises it. She said a 70...then she said a 90...I kept it anyway. I like it! But I think it's time to get rid of it. We had a nice run, beard.
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I feel so naked.

POKEMON THE FIRST MOVIE IS ON YOUTUBE! I'm so happy. I can't wait to watch it.

I feel that since so many people hack their friends' Facebooks posting statuses like "I'm gay" or "I love the cock" that if someone actually seriously decides to come out to the world of Facebook that they are homosexual no one will believe them.

12 levels, 7 platinums and 875 trophies later, I've had my PS3 for one year. It's a very sweet moment to know that we've spent so many good memories together, like the PS3 blackout or when my first PS3's disc drive shat the bed. Maybe these aren't good memories but we got through it together okay? We have a special bond.
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I need to get  out more. That was just weird.

You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling onions by chewing gum. You can prevent yourself from crying in any other event by not being such a little bitch.

As some of you may know, I can't burp. It is physically impossible for me to. Instead my throat kind of "gurgles" (something you need to hear to believe me) but I did the impossible. I burped. It was tiny and quiet but it was a burp. I told Justin, Ryan, Allie, Virginia, and Twitter. No one believed me. I was left wondering if I was dying, dead, or just cured of my curse. Am I dead? Is this what heaven looks like? It's nice this time of year.

I've been saying YOLO a lot lately. Not necessarily because I like it, but because I like mocking people who like it. I'm adding #yolo to my tweets and saying it out loud just to sound stupid. It works.

My socks don't match today #yolo
Writing a blog post instead of doing homework #yolo
Just ate dinner #yolo

Yolo is stupid.

So Humans VS Zombies happened. Like 3 weeks ago. That was fun. Bottom line is that zombies won, I lasted 18 hours as a human, and it was hella fun. That's about it.

Only a week and a half until I go back to Nashua for the summer. Craziness. I'm ready to go home. I'm sick of the school work, sick of work, sick of the same routine every week. I need a change. I'm done with all of the stress that being here is bringing me. I just want to go home. I love the people here and I love hanging out with everyone but I just need a change of environment.

I finally see why girls do the duck face in their profile pictures. Just look at my profile picture, I look freaking sexy, right? Not goofy or ridiculous at all.

I forgot how much I loved The Offspring! I've been listening to them a ton lately and I'm feeling the nostalgia. They were my favorite band from 6th - 10th grade. Lindsay was disappointed in me, so she let me borrow a few Coheed and Cambria albums. The Offspring were dethroned and the rest is history. They're still one of my top 5 favorite bands, among Coheed, Foo Fighters, Mighty Mighty Bosstones and probably Stone Temple Pilots (I don't really have a 5th favorite so it's in the Top 4)

I've been listening to all of my music on Spotify and it's probably one of the greatest things to happen to internet music. (This is not a sponsor but if I got a little change for this plug I wouldn't deny it) I've been catching up on The Offspring, 90s music like *NSYNC and BSB, and wub-ing it up with some dubstep.

I love me some dubstep. Dave (potential future roommate) gave me about 110 dubstep songs including some hilarious and badass songs like Epic Meal Time or This is Halloween.

Nick likes dubstep?

So what did you guys do on Thursday? Do homework? Go to classes? Go to work? That's cool. I did homework and went to classes too. Then I went to a FUCKING CARNIVAL ON CAMPUS! My day is instantly better than yours was. We have rides, fried dough, free "South of the Border" dinner outside, and utter awesomeness. I went on all the rides including the Zipper. The zipper is when you're placed in a scary cage on an axis along with 11 other cages on what looks like a machine of death. This Machine of Death decides to spin which causes all of the Cages of Confinement to spin 360 degrees either doing front flips and back flips. At first I was completely against it. I didn't have the balls to do it. Justin goes on and I hear him scream "YOLO!" and it all went downhill from there.

Him screaming "YOLO" made me think "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room." Damn, YOLO was actually good for something. I thought if I didn't do it then, there may not be another chance to, and I didn't want to regret not going on and hearing how much fun it was. I was convinced. I went on with Virginia. I was literally shaking with fear because I have never been to Six Flags, never been on a roller coaster that goes upside down, never been a fan of these rides, so I was terrified. I asked the people before me in line if they would judge me if I wet myself (jokingly of course) but I got into the Cage of Confinement and Misery, strapped myself to the Machine of Death and Destruction, and we were off.

I have never screamed so much in my life. At one point the Cage of Confinement and Misery and Pain back-flipped 6 times, then immediately front-flipped another 4 times. I was forced to let go of the handle bars (which looked like jail cell bars, ironically enough) and was forced to put my hands up on the ceiling of the Cage of Confinement, Misery, Pain, and Suffering. I looked over to Virginia, with my shirt flying up and my sun glasses almost falling off, and yelled "YOLO!" to which she screamed back "YO-FUCKING-LO!" and we screamed the rest of the time with a few more YOLOs thrown in there.

At one point as I'm screaming she says to me "This is actually kind of soothing!" ARE YOU CRAZY, V?! WE'RE ON DEATH'S DOORSTEP AND YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS SOOTHING?? YOU'RE NUTS!

After about 4 minutes the Machine of Death and Destruction and Agony finally stopped. I walked off of the ride still shaking wondering if I had survived. I did, barely.

It was fun. I wish I could do it again.

This was fun. Let's do this again sometime? The semester is almost over so I'll have time to write more. I pinky promise.

Happy Earth Day. Go celebrate by hugging a tree or something.