Keene State wants to know about your sex life!

Today I was filling out a "Wellness Survey" for Keene and some of the questions were absolutely ridiculous. They were asking me like "Within the LAST 30 DAYS, on how many days did you use amphetamines? Cigarettes? Cocaine? Marijuana? Drive after drinking?" Then there was "Within the LAST 30 DAYS, if you are sexually active, how often did you have oral sex? Vaginal sex? Anal sex?" Do you guys want to know what I ate today? How about my mother's maiden name? Oh, I know! Here's the name of my first grade teacher. The point I'm trying to make is why do they care about all this? It's an anonymous survey. Why do you need to know how many Keene students are having anal sex?


Moving on, I've been feeling really nostalgic lately. I miss the 90s. It was a simpler time. I've been playing the Pokemon Trading Card Game online and it's reminded me of playing when I was 7. That made me think about playing Yu-Gi-Oh, watching Boy Meets World, drinking Tang, gel pens were cool, Britney Spears before her bat-shit crazy mental meltdown and girls had cooties. Ah, the good ol' days. It's gotten to the point where I want to go home, grab the single Pokemon card deck I have, and bringing it back to school and/or going out and buying a new deck so I can play my friends. As Allie said yesterday, "Fuck homework, I'm playing Pokemon." That's my girl!


That's about it for today. I'm quite happy with the way this blog is going so far. Off to a good start, Almost 70 views in over a week. Keep up the reading, tell your friends, and I'll love you forever <3

Later!