Slowbros Before Hos

I didn’t wanna do this, but this is gonna be a little “gamer” post. You’ll see.

So I can’t find my damn Pokemon cards! What the fuck?! All I want to do is play Pokemon cards with Allie and maybe Justin and Ryan if they get decks. But NO I CAN’T.  Pissed. I guess I’ll just have to stick with playing the card game online or stick to playing Magic.

Speaking of Magic, I’m into Magic now. College changes people. When I visited Keene last spring, Justin, Ryan, their roommate Andrew and another kid were plaing Magic: The Gathering and my thoughts were “Psh, Magic. Lame.” But it’s so much fun. It’s addicting. I went like 3 days without playing the guys and I was having withdrawals. We called it Manarexia. You need to play Magic to get why that’s funny. But it is.

I got the Rezurrection map pack for Call of Duty: Black Ops, or as I like to call it, Blops. It’s awesome. 5 zombie maps including the 4 from World at War and a new one, Moon. Moon is insane. It’s ridiculously hard. You start off at Area 51 in “No Man’s Land” where the Pack-A-Punch machine is and after about 45 seconds a buzzer goes off and any zombies slowly walking around you for the easy kills go, how you say, BAT SHIT CRAZY. It’s impressive if you last 3 minutes in No Man’s Land before you teleport to the moon (if you survive that long.) I can last pretty long on the other maps. My record is 26 on Kino. But I start getting stressed out on round 6 on Moon! The biggest difficulty for me on Moon isn’t just surviving, but surviving after the Nova crawlers start appearing. Why? They teleport.  WHY? I don’t know. But they will be crawling and they teleport 10 feet and they’re at your feet hitting you and you go down. Um, fuck that shit!

I have so many games I need to play. I have $20 on my PSN so I’m going to spend that but after that I vow to not buy any more games until I beat/100%/Platinum 3 more games. Then if I have the money I’ll buy another. But I literally have almost 80 games downloaded on  my PS3, 50 I’ve never touched, and another 12 games on disks I haven’t touched or have barely started. Like all of Metroid Prime Trilogy, Assassin’s Creed 2, Fallout 3 (if I start that there goes 100+ hours of my life), Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection, Rachet and Clank Future: A Crack In Time, I want to platinum Infamous (76% there!) and dozens of others. Every time I go into Walmart or Gamestop I’m always tempted to buy more but I can’t.

More blog posts to come! They won’t all be me nerding all over the place. But I might make this a weekly thing. Thanks for reading!