I got tagged...it was a cheap shot too. Two steps out of Randall and someone jumped from the bushes and tagged me. Cheap shot.
As of Friday, 10/18, Day 3 of HvZ at the time I'm posting this, there are 47 humans and 36 zombies. 4 zombies have already starved.
But I've gotten over the depression of being a zombie. I do miss the paranoia though...strange but true. But I'm embracing my zombified blood! I've already gotten one tag. Here's the story in two parts.
First, I'll explain how I know the kid. On the first day of orientation this big hefty kid walks over to Allie and says "Wanna hear a fun fact?" and she said "Sure! I love fun facts!" then he went straight-faced and said in a creepy monotone voice "1 of every 10 guys you meet will masturbate to you." WHAT THE FLIPPITY FUCK?! Who says that? What a creep. Since then we call him "Masturbation kid."
So I tagged masturbation kid. Allie and I were walking down Main St, off campus by the way, and Fatty runs up next to me. I have my bandana around my neck saying I'm an inactive player since I was off campus. He stares me down and says "Are you a human?" and after much hesitation I said "...yes..." He caught me off guard so it was hard to lie and I thought he was gonna see right through me. His response? "Ok good. I can't trust anyone here! I can't even trust my roommates!" So I played along like "Oh yeah, same here. I'm always so paranoid." and the SECOND we stepped back on campus I put my bandana on my head and smacked him. He looked at me all dazed and said "Bitch!"
My message to him: Take your own advice. Don't trust anyone.
That's what you get for talking to my girlfriend that way.
In other news, I have made 2 terrible, terrible mistakes. First, a few blog posts back I was talking about getting Sarku with Lindsay. I did, however, fail to mention that Katerina Sweeney was with me when I got Sarku for the first time. I'd like to apologize for that, Kat. It will never happen again. (Can't wait to get Sarku with you and Lindsay over Thanksgiving!)
My second mistake! I said that the only games Allie likes is Spyro and LittleBigPlanet. Oh how wrong I was. I'd like to make a correction to that statement. She also likes Mario and Kingdom Hearts. My sincerest apologies.
Side note: Arkham Asylum is great.
Tonight I'm going to a costume party with Allie. I'm gonna be Scott Pilgrim and Allie is Ramona Flowers. I even have a Sex Bob-Omb shirt that she made me! It's gonna be sick. Kris Bartol would be proud. Pictures to follow on my next post!
-Insert abrupt ending here because I still can't think of a good way to end these-
As of Friday, 10/18, Day 3 of HvZ at the time I'm posting this, there are 47 humans and 36 zombies. 4 zombies have already starved.
But I've gotten over the depression of being a zombie. I do miss the paranoia though...strange but true. But I'm embracing my zombified blood! I've already gotten one tag. Here's the story in two parts.
First, I'll explain how I know the kid. On the first day of orientation this big hefty kid walks over to Allie and says "Wanna hear a fun fact?" and she said "Sure! I love fun facts!" then he went straight-faced and said in a creepy monotone voice "1 of every 10 guys you meet will masturbate to you." WHAT THE FLIPPITY FUCK?! Who says that? What a creep. Since then we call him "Masturbation kid."
So I tagged masturbation kid. Allie and I were walking down Main St, off campus by the way, and Fatty runs up next to me. I have my bandana around my neck saying I'm an inactive player since I was off campus. He stares me down and says "Are you a human?" and after much hesitation I said "...yes..." He caught me off guard so it was hard to lie and I thought he was gonna see right through me. His response? "Ok good. I can't trust anyone here! I can't even trust my roommates!" So I played along like "Oh yeah, same here. I'm always so paranoid." and the SECOND we stepped back on campus I put my bandana on my head and smacked him. He looked at me all dazed and said "Bitch!"
My message to him: Take your own advice. Don't trust anyone.
That's what you get for talking to my girlfriend that way.
In other news, I have made 2 terrible, terrible mistakes. First, a few blog posts back I was talking about getting Sarku with Lindsay. I did, however, fail to mention that Katerina Sweeney was with me when I got Sarku for the first time. I'd like to apologize for that, Kat. It will never happen again. (Can't wait to get Sarku with you and Lindsay over Thanksgiving!)
My second mistake! I said that the only games Allie likes is Spyro and LittleBigPlanet. Oh how wrong I was. I'd like to make a correction to that statement. She also likes Mario and Kingdom Hearts. My sincerest apologies.
Side note: Arkham Asylum is great.
Tonight I'm going to a costume party with Allie. I'm gonna be Scott Pilgrim and Allie is Ramona Flowers. I even have a Sex Bob-Omb shirt that she made me! It's gonna be sick. Kris Bartol would be proud. Pictures to follow on my next post!
-Insert abrupt ending here because I still can't think of a good way to end these-
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