I needed to start the post off with this. This is epic. I barely played Borderlands 1 (I'm only level 12, just getting back into it) and I can't stop watching this. I've seen it about 15 times. I don't get it. Why do I love this trailer so much when I barely played the first? Either way, Claptrap makes the whole video worth it.
Speaking of Borderlands I've been playing so much lately since getting back into it. I've been playing with Justin, Ryan and (wait for it...) Allie! We played co-op and got to Nine Toes (Also, he has 3 balls) and thats as far as we got. I showed her the trailer for the second game and she said "We're getting that in September. Yup." 1) That's awesome that she wants to get it and play it. 2) Its awesome that she is willing to play the first game. 3) I <3 Borderlands.
Temple Run. SO ADDICTED! My high score's 7.6 mil. No big deal. My goal is to beat Justin's score of over 9 million. Challenge accepted. Add me on GameCenter (coheed1992) if you want to compare scores.
So yeah...the blogs have been kind of non-existant lately. It makes me sad.
I'm watching an infomercial selling the "ultimate 80's music collection" You know, one of those "270 songs on 17 CDs" infomercials. Where the titles of the songs scroll in white until the song playing in the back is yellow. The only time the song title and artist shows up in the scroll is when the artist says the title of the song in the song, then the video in the back changes until that video says that song title. Make any sense? But I'm watching for two reasons. The first being that I'm realizing that Market Basket plays nothing but 80s songs, and the second being that Colin Mochrie and Ryan Styles from Whose Line do a better job at infomercials than these people. Steve said they can fit more songs on less CDs too. Also, Billy Ocean looks like Denzel Washington.
God damn it, Kris! Ever since you told me you wanted to play Combat Training I haven't stopped wanting to play on Nuketown...
"Kix are like the handjobs of cereals. At first you're like "It's pretty good...but you know what I really want." - Donald Glover
My Girl Scout Cookies came in...They're half gone. Someone please take these away from me.
Last night I went to a presentation called "Orgasms for Everyone" with Ducky Doolittle, a sex educator. The presentation she gave was very...blunt. Yeah you could call it that. She didn't hold back because she's a sex educator so I wasn't surprised that she was more than happy to talk about or say anything. I actually learned a lot (without going into detail, I'm not as open as she is) and she was really funny. I can't really describe how the presentation was, not that I don't want to, its just something you really just need to hear yourself. (Diagrams were involved...)
I HAVE CONVERTED RYAN AND JUSTIN TO DUBSTEP-ISM! After showing them the Borderlands 2 trailer (With 96.5% more wub wub) and the Ephixa Legend of Zelda dubstep mixes, I have them both going from "Yeah I'm not a huge fan of dubstep" to liking it. Mission accomplished.
I want a husky so fucking bad. There are these two people that bring two huskies, one puppy and one full grown, on campus to play with them and THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE. I also spend my time watching Mishka the talking husky on YouTube. Someone get me one? Please?
Every time it snows, or Keene State thinks its about to snow, they spray this burnt soy sauce/teriyaki smelling shit on all of the pavement to prevent freezing. It smells disgusting. It sticks to my shoes so I keep smelling it even when I'm just sitting in my room. It flurried this morning. Flurried. And they spray the shit out of the campus. Supposedly we're going to get 6 inches within the next two days though so maybe the soy sauce will be put to good use. (I actually don't know what the spray is but it smells nasty.)
"Happy 51st birthday to anyone born on February 29th, 1804. You look terrible for your age." -Mayhem from the AllState commercials.
Happy Leap Day.
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