Lots to cover today, kids.

What's up, Internet? I missed your faces.

Classes have started. I can already tell this semester is gonna be a lot harder than last semester.

First off, I'd like to say that Fox's new show Touch is amazing. I just watched the Pilot and I'm hooked. Seriously it's great to see Keifer Sutherland, not just back on TV, but with Fox. I missed him :'D Anyone who is interested, watch it RIGHT HERE! It's weird to see Keifer as someone other than Jack Bauer yelling the words "Damn it!" twice an episode. Its weird, but good.

All I wanna do is watch How I Met Your Mother but I don't have a Netflix account and The Walking Dead but it doesn't come back for another 2 weeks :(

To anyone who is reading this. Watch this video.

This right here. Love the song, love the video. I want to be friends with these people! I don't care if this video is actually promoting a clothing company and these people may all be paid money to smile and have fun. I can fake smile too! Just let me try this! I will GLADLY trade all my real friends for these fake hired friends so I can do that...
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No offense, friends who are reading this.

Another video, same channel, not about a clothing company. This is just full of awesome.

I will GLADLY trade all my fake friends for my real friends again and try this out.

Skrillex > Homework. It has been decided.

"Some people believe that dinosaurs were lies, fed to us only to cover up the existance of Pokemon" - @WTFFacts on Twitter. I'm not sure if I want to bitch slap or high five those people who think that.

Wanna know what's awkward? Seeing your ex-girlfriend's tweets in your Twitter feed when you're not following her. Yep. Awkward. I was like "We haven't talked in two years, since when am I following her?!" But someone retweeted her. All is good.

Story time. So there's this kid. He shall remain anonymous, but we shall give him a nick name. His nick name is "He who is FRIGGIN EVERYWHERE!" Or "kid" for short. So this kid stalks me. I'm pretty sure. Everyone I know is pretty sure of it. He always seems to be where I am. Anytime I go to the DC he's there and invites himself to sit down at our table. "Mind if I join you guys? *sits*" "....sure...." Thing is that it's not just the DC. He finds me in Keene, anywhere in Keene, and anywhere in Nashua. He found my friends and I at the Holiday Stroll and leeched onto us. One time I saw him at the DC with a few people. Not sure if they were friends since he just sits with us and none of us are friends with him. So we see him sitting there. Later we see the people leave and he goes and grabs another plate of food and sits with another group of people. An hour later, they leave and he sits with my group of friends at my table. Its not abnormal for me to spend a while at the DC but he asked what time it was and I said "3" and he said "Wow I've been here for over two and a half hours! It sure is fun leeching onto people and annoying them" I may have paraphrased that last part.

Not done about him yet. The most annoying thing about him is that he's one of those people who thinks everything he says is funny, so he has to add his two cents after EVERY SENTENCE SOMEONE SAYS! Literally he needs to say something after every sentence. It's never funny. Ever. Just leads to more awkward silence. It's even come to a point where if we see him we all turn our heads, get up to get drinks, get more food, anything to not attract attention to us as a table where he could just sit down with a group of us. Are we bad people? Some may say yes, but if you say yes, you have clearly never met this kid.

I have a theory. Every single dubstep song's bass drops at around :51 seconds. Maybe not exactly, but pretty damn close. I'm not gonna post 1000 links, but some examples are:

Bar9 - "Strung Out"
Skrillex - "Equinox"
Flux Pavillion - "I Can't Stop"
Alex S. - Nyan Cat Dubstep Remix
A few others but it's 2 am and I don't feel like looking for more. Instead this is what dubstep sounds like to your parents:

I actually showed my parents dubstep. My dad wanted me to turn it off instantly. I posted to Facebook that I made my mom listen to it and she said "I just found a little dubstep on the bottom of my shoe..." :(

The Wii U (The new Wii) is coming out this year. It's gonna be a first day buy for me. Definitely going to the midnight release and there hasn't even been a date set yet. Anyone wanna come over the next morning to try it out? I'll make a Facebook event. You're all invited. Except for the kid.

GOOD NEWS! Without the consent of Kris, I officially announced to a small group of friends what Operation: Awe-Sauce is. This is good news because they all love the idea and it is still in the works. More details to come about what it exactly is soon.

FAR FROM FINISHED IS ON SPOTIFY! I LOVE FAR FROM FINISHED! I FORGOT I LOVED FAR FROM FINISHED! FAR FROM FINISHED, I LOVE!

I kinda like that band...

The weather is so nice. It should be the dead of winter. But snow is melting, I don't freeze to death when I walk outside. I like this.

I've come to the conclusion, and this is a very bold statement, that:

Twitter > Facebook > Google+ > Herpes > MySpace.
No one likes MySpace anymore.
But I like Twitter a lot more than Facebook. I like being able to follow who I want instead of feeling obligated to friend some people from high school (or accept the kid's friend request...)
Another thing, having a lot of Facebook friends doesn't matter. It is more impressive to have more Twitter followers though. (I almost included Tumblr into the mix but I don't think that really counts since I have like 14 followers on Tumblr and its not exactly a social networking site)

Kris made a YouTube channel that we share where we'll post both of our vlogs. Instead of having them on our own separate channels, we have them united as one. Hence the name TheBlorgsUnited. We each have some videos on our separate channels though so check those out.

Kris's YouTube: youtube.com/TheHighestStakes
My YouTube: youtube.com/coheed1992
Our vlogs: youtube.com/TheBlorgsUnited

Hint: TheBlorgsUnited might tie in with Operation: Awe-Sauce...

One final note: Earth is the third planet from the sun. Does that mean all of our problems and pains aren't first world pains, but really third world pains?