I NEED YOUR HELP!

The Kris Bartol and I are brainstorming some more ideas for Operation: Awe-Sauce. We basically know what to do, we just need to figure out how to actually start Operation: Awe-Sauce. We need to figure out how to do it and how to get it off the ground, but we know what we're doing for it. Just a matter of getting it out to you guys, our loyal readers and fans across the globe! Really, I have people reading my blog in Russia, Germany and Australia while Kris has readers in Russia, United Kingdom, Latvia, Germany and Indonesia. Instead of just talking about it, Op:Aw will be put in motion come Thanksgiving break. It will be revealed after. Not sure how soon after, but expect some news during Thanksgiving break and the full reveal at some point in Mid-December at the beginning of Winter break. Op:Aw isn't the real name though. Name is in the works.

My sincerest apologies go out to Brad who I failed to mention in my last blog. He is the man who made my trip to the midnight release at GameStop for Modern Warfare 3 possible. I paid him $5 to give Dave and I a ride. Brad, it will never happen again.

I almost got electrocuted a little while ago. My power strip shocked me as I was plugging my laptop in because my finger got too close. It was fun. And by fun I mean terrifying. It was a small shock, though and I'm fine. 

Speaking of almost dying. The fire alarm went off around 10:30 on Thursday. The entire building had to go across the street in the cold. It was nice out today, why couldn't it have gone off then? Either way we were outside only to find out it was a drill. Congratulations to all of the Randall residents who survived this tragic event. We will recover! 

Procrastination Nation rejoice! I was up at 1:30 last night cleaning my room. I was cleaning my room to get away from my criminal justice homework I should have been doing. That's a new level of procrastination. I thought my procrastination was bad before but WHOA cleaning? That's a new low for me.

My PS3 won't read game discs anymore... it'll read movie discs, but not my games. I think it's because those are Blu-ray. Now if I want to I can send in my PS3 to Sony and get it fixed and I'll have it back in two weeks...for $100. It's out of warranty. Awesome, right? My buddy Aneudys told me that GameStop might have a 160GB PS3 with Uncharted 3 for $200 on Black Friday. So here are my options...

I can pay $100, lose my PS3 for two weeks, have it come back after Thanksgiving and hopefully have it fixed.
Option number 2? Pay $100 more than I would for a brand spankin new PS3, get 40GB more than before and a new game. I think I'll take option 2. Only con to this is that I need to buy an external hard drive to transfer my save files. Not complaining though.

Kristof almost spoiled the end of Modern Warfare 3 for me. He texted me saying one small detail. Crisis averted. He didn't spoil anything. If he said anymore it probably would have. I would have had to fly out to Ohio, shove my foot up his ass, then fly back. Consider this a warning, Kris...

I worked 4 days in a row from Thursday to Sunday, have tonight off, then work everyday until Saturday except for Wednesday. I close and have closed every single night. My paycheck's gonna be sick but is it worth the cost of a social life? I think not. It's not worth the burns and cuts on my arms and hands from the hot case where the pre-cooked food is. Is GameStop hiring? They never are... I want to work at GameStop.

Can I just say it feels good to be writing in my blog. I'm jealous of Kris who posts a new post almost everyday. I never have time to. Writing here is a stress reliever for me. I love writing. Even if no one reads this or cares about this.

Moving on, here's a joke. How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None. PETA can't change anything.

PETA can suck my dick. They are taking jabs at my childhood! They are attacking Mario, the world's favorite plumber, for wearing a Tanooki suit! (For those who have never played Super Mario Bros. 3 or who didn't buy Super Mario 3D Land that came out today, a Tanooki is a racoon/dog like animal. In the game, mario looks like a raccoon and flies around with that suit.) PETA decided to protest that because they claim that by wearing a Tanooki suit, Mario is encouraging the wearing of fur. IT'S A FUCKING GAME! No one when playing any Mario game would think "Hm, I could really use a fur coat right about now." Here's a full article about this shit show. Click here!

A few days ago was 11/11/11 so my friends and I all counted down to 11:11:11 to make a wish. Then after I wished the most epic 11:11 wish of my life, I wished everyone on Facebook and Twitter a "HAPPY 11/11/11 11:11!" Yesterday I noticed the time stamp on both my tweet and status and they both said Nov. 11, 2011 at 11:12pm...That's a fail. I feel ashamed.

I have some life changing news...I want to change the name of my blog. "I'm Hilarious" came from me being too cocky thinking I was funnier than I thought I was. It also was me being ironic because I know I'm not funny all the time. But that needs to chance. I need your help though. To all of my 20 something avid readers that read each of my blog posts, I want your input. What should my new name be? Give me your suggestions via Twitter @NickGarrity, Facebook, in the comments section below or via text if you have my number. Be as creative as possible. I'm not guaranteeing that I will use your suggestion but I might think of a name based on it so please send in some names! I'll check them all.

That about does it for this post. This may be the last post until next Monday and very well could be the last post as "I'm Hilarious." Looking forward to the suggestions if any, and will write soon!